Location
Keith can be found in his general store in Cambria. He sells chiefly secondhand equipment. His goods are cheap, though not much useful. He will buy most items at best prices except for weapons (see: Tony) and junk (see: Jake)
Quotes
- "Welcome! Best prices in Arulco, guaranteed!"
- "Look. It's nothing personal, but I gotta make a living. people see me yakking with you, and I'm back hawking porno in San Mona."
- "Hey, hey calm down, man! I haven't done anything to you. Enough stress around here already."
- "I got drafted back in the eighties. Didn't go then, I ain't planning to go now. It just ain't for me. I'd rather just sit at home and have the Mrs. bring me my dinner."
- "Well, well... Nice to see you again."
- "Looks like you're interested in doing a bit of dealing. That's my game, man."
- "Yeah, well uh... I only take stuff I can move, you know?"
- "Yeah, okay. Looks all right. Let me make you a deal here."
- "Round here, people generally choose their products before they pay for 'em."
- "Well, good doing business with you. Keep me in mind."
- "Sure thing, man. Let me get my manager's cap on."
- "You know where to find me if you get wise."
- "I'll be straight with you: I don't think you'll get a dime anywhere."